Never Ending Story
It is NES, famous, nothing else to say........it is NES!!!
| One day a long time ago pie was created and it ate people and it jumped on gary he killed him with one chomp. However, people ate pie, pie didn't eat people. This changed one day when a green giant beetle found a way to make pies eat humans and for humans to obey him. One human was immune and manged to escape to a cave in the north. While in the cave he managed to get bored and play scrabble until one day he had an idea to save the people from the pies by squishing the beetle using a giant hammer. So he asked the Giant Hammer Corp. to make him a huge hammer. When they were about to squish the beetle however, the beetle swore he'd change everything back to normal he spared his life. The one surviving human named Bob, through about it and said "I WILL !" So the huge beetle changed everything back. Right before Bob was about to thank him, leave and never see the beetle again, the beetle waited until Bob turned his back and threw a flaming pizza pie right across into Bob's head. Bob ran to find water but he found lava pool and so Bob in the end burned alive for saving the human race. When the people came to reward him for his bravery and seen him dead they grabbed the giant hammer and smashed the beetle into pieces, throwing him into the lava. They then ran to swamp and saw C1 getting eaten by a large croc that was ShootMe's croc that liked eating C1 so much he went after archamond as well but Archamond died and C1 now left with only his left arm and right leg decided it was time grow his arms back and go on vacation and so C1 did. ShootMe's croc still managed to continue to eat people if they came on his property (all of Africa) until the only people left in Africa was ShootMe (since glenn fell asleep and was eaten, and akuryou13 got bit by a huge misqueto and was eaten) who now felt like using his man eating croc for revenge against south america. but south america kicked their asses with their insane technological advances. While South America was planning their next attack the man eating croc took a break and went looking for some female crocs that were naked on the beach of Spiderstan. However, the only things found on the beach of Spiderstan where one old rare artifact worth millions making Africa semi rich. This money was then used to advance their technology, making them almost as powerful as SouthAmerica (technology-wise). So SouthAmerica freaked out and attacked Africa! However, instead of losing like they always do they managed to attack when Africa's man eating croc was on vaction and won somehow anyways. When the man eating croc came back, it swam across to SouthAmerica and started eating all their pancakes (because that's what SouthAmerica is famous for of course :P) and became fat and decied to lose weight by not eating things anymore which actually caused him die. This made SouthAmerica happy, and Africa began to fear that South America would attack because they felt powerful. So Africa decided to sell all their gold an dimonds to North America for az huge progit and became very powerfull South America ignored this and went to go play volleyball with the fellow Mexicans at their border. They won the volleyball game so the Mexicans gave them a huge feast, however, one jealous Mexican tried to poison the South Americans by knkn putting rhubarb leaves in their tea . or at least they thought it was mexican leaves, but they were stingy nettles which turned the South Americans into super clones of Salad Fingers. All but a few lucky ones managed to not transform. The Mexicans, unsure what to do, attempted to Started to jab their eyes out. The Salad Fingers clones laughed with glee and began great reconstructions of man eating pies but unfortunatly exploded due to gas and wind with guts flying everywhere making humaniods real OMG! and all of a sudden this story is really gay and it seems like the 10 people that visit this shitty site dont know how to spell and the comics on this websites suck total balls just so you know that the person writing this is so sexually frustrated that they have to rant about a website, even though they weren't forced to come here and so we ignore the faggy guys comments and will ban him the next time he posts something like that and then the blind mexicans tried to figure out what was going on. They felt along the ground until they felt a humanoid and screamed. The humanoids at all the Mexicans alive. Bush, unsure what to do decided to attack Iraq in Africa instead - blaming them for all the dead Mexicans. While this was going on the humanoids planned to find a new food source. They were unsure where to choose. They could move to South America, and eat some of their people, or go to the US. they couldn't decide so they went to get some cubans. After smoking all the cubans (people and cigars, they lounged there. However, while they were lounging in Cuba, a crazy pirate named Captain Oppygoo came and tried to destroy all the humanoids. The humanoids were caught off guard and were not sure what to do so they drowned themselves . Oddly enough, this reversed the process of them turned them into Salad Fingers and then back to South Americans, making everyone happy again. However, there was still the pirate from Cuba, named Captain Oppygoo, and he was quite surprised what all happened. So he stared at the destroyed Cuba. He continued to stare for a long long time until he farted. Then he blew up. The next day some crazy guy named dr. Newbie developed a new potion. He said whoever drank it would kill them. He made millions by selling it. After about a month of it being out, the human race was down to almost 500 people. Then dr.Newbie said " I > ALL OF YOU!!" Later that day a randomly selected moron said "i love pies." Dr. Newbie got really angry so he cooked a huge pie. When Dr.Newbie was finished, he forced the random person to watch him eat it. The random person then pulled a flaming pie out of somewhere (pocket?) and threw it to dr.newbie's face. Dr. Newbie then blew up. a guy called PsykedOut came and was the new Pie Ruler!! Nobody could beat him...the end or it is not?.... A fire bursted out of PsykedOut's hand and blew up. then everyone was happy and life was peaceful once again. And then a giant aple ate the urf, de end NOT!OMFGWTFBBQ! 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